Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?

festus@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 84 points –

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don't age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

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What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? "There's an immortality pill, but OH NOES 😱 it goes in your BUTT 💀💀💀!!!!" Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?

I'm taking it even if it's the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.

What we've learned from this exercise is that Baumgeist takes horse cock up the butt.

It's $5 for every time you fantasize or $50 (+time and materials) for each video. Either way, pay me

Relax, and I'd be taking it too. Clearly people have enjoyed the question.

I am somewhat interested though in how often people would keep up with taking it, as I'd imagine people might skip it every so often (oh it's just a day).