Do you wipe standing up or sitting down

jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 87 points –

I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

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What? Is this some kind of obesity problem?

I'm actually fairly fit. I just always felt more comfortable standing and wiping than sitting down

The real shit (pun intended) is having a bidet and not buying into big toilet paper.

Wait so with the bidet do you still wipe after the little splish sploosh or do you just air dry?

Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well.