You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 114 points – 1 years agoself-explanatory!!264Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsAbility to secrete custard from my hands at will.You constantly forget to wash your hands.Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.Hah! You clearly don't understand the power of refrigeration.My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.Only when orgasmingthis just makes it even betterCan't make custard without 'ard!The custard is rancid.Impossible! Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤Will calls the police and you are arrested.
Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.You constantly forget to wash your hands.Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.Hah! You clearly don't understand the power of refrigeration.My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.Only when orgasmingthis just makes it even betterCan't make custard without 'ard!The custard is rancid.Impossible! Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤Will calls the police and you are arrested.
Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.Hah! You clearly don't understand the power of refrigeration.My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
Hah! You clearly don't understand the power of refrigeration.My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
The custard is rancid.Impossible! Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.
You constantly forget to wash your hands.
Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
Hah! You clearly don't understand the power of refrigeration.
My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
Only when orgasming
this just makes it even better
Can't make custard without 'ard!
The custard is rancid.
Impossible!
Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
Will calls the police and you are arrested.