You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 263 points – 9 months agoI'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.346Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsFree refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.Sounds more like "solves water crisis man" to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set. Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.I'd like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.They all just start projectile vomiting an endless stream. Brutal.Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy. I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway...Like this? https://imgur.io/KxNvSi6please refill my bankaccountThat's just pepsi man.Yeah I know this one, complete with the classic "if someone is annoying and won't leave you alone just refill their bladder".
Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.Sounds more like "solves water crisis man" to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set. Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.I'd like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.They all just start projectile vomiting an endless stream. Brutal.Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy. I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway...Like this? https://imgur.io/KxNvSi6please refill my bankaccountThat's just pepsi man.Yeah I know this one, complete with the classic "if someone is annoying and won't leave you alone just refill their bladder".
Sounds more like "solves water crisis man" to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set. Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.I'd like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.They all just start projectile vomiting an endless stream. Brutal.Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy. I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway...
I'd like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.They all just start projectile vomiting an endless stream. Brutal.
Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy. I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway...
Yeah I know this one, complete with the classic "if someone is annoying and won't leave you alone just refill their bladder".
Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.
Sounds more like "solves water crisis man" to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set.
Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.
I'd like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.
They all just start projectile vomiting an endless stream. Brutal.
Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy.
I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway...
Like this?
https://imgur.io/KxNvSi6
please refill my bankaccount
That's just pepsi man.
Yeah I know this one, complete with the classic "if someone is annoying and won't leave you alone just refill their bladder".