You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 263 points – 1 years agoI'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.346Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI would like to be able to extrude fresh, delicious, bananas from my ass. Difficult and uncomfortable, I'm sure. But I'd never go hungry again!Just regular bananas, or bananas of any length? This detail is importantI'd argue girth matters more than length. But please, let the banana spider that bit me inject thin banana superpowers. It's just a request!Come Mr tally man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me wan go home.Newton says otherwise
I would like to be able to extrude fresh, delicious, bananas from my ass. Difficult and uncomfortable, I'm sure. But I'd never go hungry again!Just regular bananas, or bananas of any length? This detail is importantI'd argue girth matters more than length. But please, let the banana spider that bit me inject thin banana superpowers. It's just a request!Come Mr tally man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me wan go home.Newton says otherwise
Just regular bananas, or bananas of any length? This detail is importantI'd argue girth matters more than length. But please, let the banana spider that bit me inject thin banana superpowers. It's just a request!
I'd argue girth matters more than length. But please, let the banana spider that bit me inject thin banana superpowers. It's just a request!
I would like to be able to extrude fresh, delicious, bananas from my ass. Difficult and uncomfortable, I'm sure. But I'd never go hungry again!
Just regular bananas, or bananas of any length? This detail is important
I'd argue girth matters more than length. But please, let the banana spider that bit me inject thin banana superpowers.
It's just a request!
Come Mr tally man,
tally me banana.
Daylight come
and me wan go home.
Newton says otherwise