Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial
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Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial::Sam Bankman-Fried told Caroline Ellison that he could one day be the US president, she testified on Tuesday.
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He's using the trump defense. "I might be president one day!" so the judge goes "Oh, in that case, we're done here, can't be prosecuting the future President of the United States, case dismissed" and then Einstein appears and gives SBF $100% and an bald eagle weeps a single tear and they go for pizza and cheeseburgers.
You call this erotic fiction? Bwa!
S...s..senpai....I can't hold it in anymore uWu
Is Scrotus short for Scrotius?
What do you think, cheese-grater (I shortened yours - you're welcome)?
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