get paid millions to hurt your body and shed a few years off your life but retire in your 30s with access to some of the best healthcare and be free to do whatever you want
get paid poverty wages to get microplastics in your brain only to die from America's P2P healthcare system
Life expectancy of football players is 59 years. Life expectancy for average, fast food-eating, healthcare-using Americans is 79 years.
I'll take the latter, thanks.
Modern life expectancy statistics don't include people who have grown up from birth eating micro-plastic infused fried chicken blend
Why wouldn't they ?
Living in a more normal country with decent health care is an option? If so option 3 seems better.
Not really relevant to the meme though
As your point.
Thank you for making me feel like a genius by comparison 😀
Let's see
Life expectancy of football players is 59 years. Life expectancy for average, fast food-eating, healthcare-using Americans is 79 years.
I'll take the latter, thanks.
Modern life expectancy statistics don't include people who have grown up from birth eating micro-plastic infused fried chicken blend
Why wouldn't they ?
Living in a more normal country with decent health care is an option? If so option 3 seems better.
Not really relevant to the meme though
As your point.
Thank you for making me feel like a genius by comparison 😀