'Friends' Star Matthew Perry Dead at 54 After Apparent Drowning

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'Friends' Star Matthew Perry Dead at 54 After Apparent Drowning
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You would if you could, spartacus. It'll be a special someone who takes me out.

Ive got an angry mailman and a loose set of morals dont tempt me.

Yeah?! Well, I'm gonna go see what Caesar thinks!

Release the mailman.

What do you mean we're out of mailmen?!

Fuck it release the mailwoman, worst case scenario she gives him death by snu-snu.

I can't remember if you can kill him with confirmed bachelor, but I take all bets.