Be careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wild

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I feel like he would spray holy water though.

Which can also be considered venom if you're infernal enough 🤷

Now I'm sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous?

If you bite the Pope and you die, he's poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he's venomous.