Be careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wild

Sooperstition@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 736 points –
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You start hearing boss music and suddenly a health bar with "Francis, Vicar of God" on top appears on screen

That’s the next game in the Dark Souls line: Bright Souls: YHWH’s revenge.

I feel like he would spray holy water though.

Which can also be considered venom if you're infernal enough 🤷

Now I'm sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous?

If you bite the Pope and you die, he's poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he's venomous.

Careful, he's about to spit poison and attack you!