What’s the strangest unexplained thing that’s happened to you ?

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Probably an attempt at a viral marketing campaign. Everything seems to turn out disappointing these days.

"We've been trying to contact you about your planet's bypass warranty."

The plans were in the basement of the civic center on Alpha Centauri. That's on you if you didn't check.

But you found them didn't you?

Yes, it was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"

I personally think it was part of the "Bone a Drone" movement that was used to collect samples of human DNA in order to synthesize fake human beings that would potentially make it into statures of power in order to create a new world order.

I don't really, but that's a much more compelling story than, "late stage Capitalism sucks for almost everyone involved".