Merge then review

agilob@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 722 points –

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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you are supposed to have written the tests and to have written your code with pair programming,

I commented out the tests because they were failing, pipelines were green so I merged. Now it's running on prod. What do you do?

Fire you for destroying the tests. It's intentional sabotage.

Give you public kudos for moving fast and breaking things. We need more fearless cowboys like you around here