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Dramatic Shitposter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1182 points –
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As a man with glamorously long natural eyelashes, it is not all its cracked up to be either. They get all criss/crossed and bent so they drag ever so slightly on my cornea and since it didn't fully fall out I just keep rubbing the eye trying to dislodge it and end up just irritating it more.

Fuck eyelashes, they're another annoying "feature" of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

If this is all a simulation, someone is having a riot of a time messing with mods and screwing with character gen.

Fuck eyelashes, they’re another annoying “feature” of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

All proof that God drinks on the job. And not the good stuff, either.

I love my long eyelashes. I have not had that problem, though. I would be frustrated also.

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