Like he said, kid is retarded.

STOP! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine or SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. All your stolen goods are now FORFEIT!

Oh thank heavens, I thought they were shutting down the economies of Mexico, Indonesia, Nigeria and Turkey

Europe must be in a bad neighborhood

It blows my mind people still engage with Chinese re developers in the first place after their myriad of failed development at home. How many of those empty new skyscrapers did we see them topple just a few months back?

They've been a consistent problem since the 1930s

Ive recently had the automated response tell me "If you keep doing that I'm going to terminate this call, now, have you calmed down?"

Needless to say I lost my absolute shit on that robot.

As a man with glamorously long natural eyelashes, it is not all its cracked up to be either. They get all criss/crossed and bent so they drag ever so slightly on my cornea and since it didn't fully fall out I just keep rubbing the eye trying to dislodge it and end up just irritating it more.

Fuck eyelashes, they're another annoying "feature" of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

If this is all a simulation, someone is having a riot of a time messing with mods and screwing with character gen.

It's OK & AL, we all know the AI is just to determine weather or not they're white enough to vend to.

A hypothetical version of myself may have worked in an International Airport as a security lead. That hypothetical version would have to pass through general passenger TSA and Border checkpoint dozens of times a day. They also may have always been carrying dab pens on him and his coworkers might have on several occasions just carried handguns through that they might have forgotten on their persons.

Yeah Airports are to security as Ant traps are to an exterminator. Lotta smoke and mirrors. Most cameras are non functioning or just straight up not wired in the first place.

It's true that in the situation and country, this is equivalent to someone fleeing a traffic stop when they remember they have warrants. Authority figure gonna do what they're enlisted to do, because it's their perogative and their "duty" (and I mean duty in the sense of being bound to their personal theology)

But yet, would either of those situations would cause said authority to use deadly force? Of course not.

Iran is a back asswards country. The US is shit in its own ways as well, I won't refute, it's a mess. But Iran has to literally be babysat by larger economic powers around the clock to keep them from cooking up doomsday doodads.

Getting this bent out of shape over women wanted to drive, get a proper education, vote, or fucking not wearing a piece of cloth, just furthers the sentiment that somewhere along the male Iranian genealogy some chromosomes got lost.

(Side note, I don't reread these so I apologize if anything sounds purposefully directed at specific groups. I harbor no hate towards the Iranian peoples, all hate is meant to be interpreted to whatever zealots churn up all this religious hoo-hah)

To be fair most approaching mammals don't have the jaw strength to crush my skull like a grape.

But just look at that smiley boi.

70s? I'm still rocking these bad boys in 2024

9/11 Never Forget. They didn't specify HOW we should remember. Trauma and memes go together like jet fuel and the inability to melt steel beams

The Internet is essentially a small microbiome of beautiful flora and fauna that grew on top of a lake of sewage.

Was literally going to ask this same question last week. Past three employers are expecting 8-5 m-f but only pay 40 hours.

I've just been coming in at 6 before the boss to look like a hardworking then leave at 2 so I only work what I'm paid.

As someone who has handled federal contracts providing cctv equipment like the ones mentioned; the odds of those specific cameras "malfunctioning" at the specific time-whatever that is even supposed to mean- is essentially zero.

They are hardwired on a constantly updated and maintained basis. I'm talking millions of dollars a year. If the camera had gone offline, there would more than certainly be a visible and audible alert to the persons monitoring the feeds on premisis which all federal and state prisons are legally required to have.

Even if he "killed himself", there's no question there was someone intentionally forcing the hand.

It make the chemicals in my brain and central nervous system go brrrrrrr.

Man, you get a 600 for just writing your name yikes

Which came first, the egg or the time dilation of carbon atoms?

I'm told I'm a natural born salesman. I will eat my left testicle before I go into sales.

What kind of person - unless they were a Chomo or serial rapist or something- could consciously let this go on.

Like at some point a CO must've said "ya know, this might blow up in our faces if we don't fix it".

Absolute brain-dead degenerates.

Edit: My opinions on severity of crimes differ on the amount of total livable peacetime taken from others, should mention that.

So if I were to order a battery replacement part from Samsung would it already be paired with a screen? Or could it be future proofed with a bit of DIY engineering? Cause I love my S22 Ultra, and am tired of upgrading every 2-4 years because the battery starts holding less and less charge.

I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.

A good 30% of us should be wearing ballistics vests outdoors with the current shooting rates

Now THAT sounds like a friendly work environment lol

It reminds me of the Office episode where Michaels GPS is like "take the next left" so he starts driving into a lake.

Just ask them for their phone. Don't say what for.

If Isreal keeps this up I wouldn't be surprised if the neo-nazis start gaining traction again.

^^This^^ The joint pain is definitely inflammation during cabin pressurization, but if it is severe enough it could also impact the brains circulation and lead to an aneurysm.

I'm in that boat too, just riding out the hope that the government will collapse before I have to do anything about it.

I've given up hope in this country and have serious consideration just abandoning this identity and starting over in another part of the world.

I always think of thatt moment when they're like "it's time to put your mask back on or you're going to die destin!" and he just looks at them with a terrified half smile and was barely capable of saying "I don't know what to do..."

It's why you see hyper-wealthy dissolve everh so often. When you're used to total control and suddenly things that you cannot change no matter how much money you throw at it, you start to lose it.

I always assumed GTA to be a broad parody on modern America. From the beginning it was a new York esque mob-gang warfare, and then moved out to add in more usa adjacent scenery. It's more about keeping with the theme, let IPs like watchdogs take the initial risks.

Slide me some skin daddio

GENTLEMEN, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

We need to develop a universally agreed upon, unmistakable gesture or signal to gauge interest in others. Like flashing a peace sign but with 3 fingers instead so you can indicate like "hey you cute, mind if I consensually put the moves on?"

I don't need a silly nuclear war to envy the dead

The second they started taking phone trade ins was the death of the classic GameStop. I remember even late 2000s picking up used GameCube games for a STEAL.

I can just imagine those old ass awooogga horns blaring as they rattle along the countryside getting like 4mpg.