Italian government offer Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk the opportunity to fight at Colosseum I hate this timeline
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The Italian government has reportedly contacted Mark Zuckerberg regarding a potential UFC fight against Elon Musk at none other than the legendary Colosseum in Rome. Both Elon and
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Is it to the death? Please say it's to the death.
But can Mark… die?
Betting his intro song would be "Human" by the Human League.
Only if you crack the waterproof coating on his motherboard.
Nah, even if that happens, he's good if you just pop him in some rice for a day or two.
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You say that as if there's a serious chance he'll lose.
Eh, they could just boot up another copy and restore from backup.
You ever play rockem sockem robots? I expect it's something like that.
unless they've uploaded his consciousness to another computer, which I don't think they can do yet... if you destroy the machine, you destroy the man.
He died already, you're just watching its meta-verse avatar now
Oh I hope so.
That's the only way I'd tune in. Thunder Dome rules 2 men enter 1 man leaves. So either kill him or castrate him, idc which.
For sure you can't poo till the end.