whats your most self-incriminating story?

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Preferably with your primary address so we know where to send the van.

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Pride is a mortal sin my child, do not stray into fake-humility lest you join the cool kids club after you die

Excuse me sir, my humility wasn't fake it was bountiful. I was so humble that the sun blushed because it couldn't come down to my level.

The solar flares that caused wrecked havoc on computers world wide.

Do it again. Collapsing society is the least arrogant thing a man can do because it prevents him being remembered