What could have been

ofk12@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 78 points –
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I only wish we had pictures of this nipple for educational purposes

Just because you don't have a picture of J.R.R. Tolkien's really long nipple doesn't mean they don't exist.

The Tolkien estate has been sitting on them for years, to the point of touching up photos of Tolkien to make it look like he didn't actually have a really long nipple. It's tantamount to Stalinism if you ask me.

This sounds like the next Pizzagate... NIPPLEGATE. We must demand answers! Don't let the establishment keep us from the nipply truth!