Imagine beeing in NZ working in a local store in the end of the 90s and some fucking hobbits showing up, buying beer. And the driver is waiting in the car and its Aragorn Arathorns son, king of Gondor and a dwarf sits in the backseats
It's always Gimli complaining and asking "Are we there yet?", "How much farther?", "No one said this was a road trip", "the elf is breathing on me!", "we dwarves weren't built for this!", etc. as his kind are known for being "quite rancorous over short distances."
Please tell me as the Hobbits are about to buy the beer, Aragorn rushes in, stands before them and says "My friends, you pay for no beer" then everyone in the bar walks over to pay part of the Hobbits beer tab, while the Hobbits stand there humbled and astonished.
Imagine beeing in NZ working in a local store in the end of the 90s and some fucking hobbits showing up, buying beer. And the driver is waiting in the car and its Aragorn Arathorns son, king of Gondor and a dwarf sits in the backseats
It's always Gimli complaining and asking "Are we there yet?", "How much farther?", "No one said this was a road trip", "the elf is breathing on me!", "we dwarves weren't built for this!", etc. as his kind are known for being "quite rancorous over short distances."
Please tell me as the Hobbits are about to buy the beer, Aragorn rushes in, stands before them and says "My friends, you pay for no beer" then everyone in the bar walks over to pay part of the Hobbits beer tab, while the Hobbits stand there humbled and astonished.