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I thought there was a cockroach running at me on my bed.

Was just a trick of the light.

Try a new sport! Like drunk driving

Its so easy to do, like stealing candy from a baby

I'm assuming it has to do with your sunscreen and any other product you applied.

Do you think they'd cater a horse funeral?

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Jheenga (prawn) biryani. Now y'all might know about biryani as its pretty famous. But might not have heard of it with prawns. Its pretty special and I've had it maybe 5-6 times in my life and it hits every time.

Yeah frozen is an option but all our food is pretty much farm to table, so we've gotten it from another city a few times but it's not particularly common.

Its more delicate in flavour and less spicy than mutton, beef or chicken biryani. Also no potatoes (pls don't fight here over this folks).

But sea food is a winter thing and prawns aren't common here. Also my mom claims to be allergic to fish (she isnt), she's often had seafood and only later found out it included fish and just gone oh. She claims to be allergic after once 30 years ago she got sick after having fish at a wedding....

So the few times I've had it my grandma cooked it. But she doesn't really cook so it's infrequent and prawn prep is hell too.

If you can get this somewhere near you, absolutely try it!

Bill mayor

Across the border mate. You got the wrong country there. Yeah in Punjab here there's no prawns, but you can get em in Sindh which is south, neighbouring Gujarat.

Although I'm not sure if y'all count Gujarat as western or southern.

One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can't hold pee in since they don't have dicks.

If you can't tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world

Hell that's not even sex ed but anatomy ig

We've got a frog tong. Every time a frog gets in the house catch it with a tong and toss it in the garden.

Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

Fucking teflon lobbying wins wtf

Believed this until I was like 16 and so did everyone else in our school.

A girl did anal and got pregnant and since it was anal that got her pregnant she was gonna poop out the baby. Funny thing is I was part of the group conversation that started this rumor and STILL we all believed it.

It's porn isn't it.

But seriously what a badass picture

Everything to crab

Modi is one of the most underrated modern villains. An absolute cunt.

Nice try, thats a harry potter spell. You're not gonna fool me

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice the shame is still on you i'm a fucking fish

Yep. Strongly recommend moving to a different instance. Check sopuli or mander or dbzer0 or slrpnk or literature cafe. Love all those personally.

That's just sad

Lemon helping with scurvy was reported and recorded but then forgotten. I think losing knowledge is more likely than unreported knowledge, especially regarding lifes great mysteries.

Probably the brazil germany game from 2014

I broke smth in my ring finger bc I punched walls as a kid hoping to break it the way they did in spy kids. We make brick houses here. Was reminded of this after I saw a similar post on lemmy somewhere.

Also reminded me of 'small boulder the size of a large boulder'

I'm sorry the title joke was stolen from beard_necessities_of_life on insta. Hbomberguy video has me scared of plagiarism

Tickling, got one ex and she was my first. Wanted me to tie her up and tickle her. I learned boobs can be very ticklish.

Thats a link to a therapist near you

i thought you were disappointed about the spoiler about Johns death 😭

Mine is 'the LAN before time'

Like the majority here, reddit refugee

CONTENT WARNING: NSFW, NSFL:

A teenage boy stole his neighbours chicken, then raped and it died during the incident. Yes a chicken.

The neighbour reported it. There were 2 eye witnesses. Medical examination of the chicken confirmed it.

The boy was arrested, confessed and tried. At this point this was national news.

In his defense the dude said, and I kid you not, the chicken was asking for it.

This is one of those news stories that I think about from time to time and wonder what happened to that dude.

Happened in like 2018 I wanna say.

• Water. No drinks other than water or black coffee/ tea.
• Understanding nutritional value better and counting calories (for a while). Intuitive eating has been sven better for me after that.
• OMAD. One meal a day. Suited my hunger pattern for a long time and allowed me to feel full after a meal which I like while feeling light most of the day which I also like.
• Home cooked meals 99% of the time. Literally. Maybe eat out once a month most months.
• Enjoying feeling healthy, so liking eating the things I ate and working out etc.

Things I didnt need but do recommend:

• Improved fiber intake.
• Cutting all caloric drinks.
• Know how much fat youre adding to your food, that tsp you just added are actually 2 tbsps.
• Choose better carbs. Thats mostly about fiber content again. So whole wheat instead of white.
• Dont mean to sound like that guy but good for gut foods. Yogurt, pickles and other fermented products.
• The mental side. Know that a bad meal, day, week doesnt ruin anything. You don't need to be perfect, just improve in the long term.

I could go on forever but I'll stop here.

Then why do you have a full body gimp suit next to it?

Doesn't have to be penetration. Grind your clit on there

Veratasium had some similar issue a few years ago too, didn't he?

Is there a political drama on your family, would love to watch it

A Serbian Film. Any age is too young