Me with a spoon under the faucetSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 788 points – 8 months ago22Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsBut seriously what a badass pictureIn case you want a bigger version: yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
But seriously what a badass pictureIn case you want a bigger version: yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?
But seriously what a badass picture
In case you want a bigger version:
yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?
Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.
That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points
Face bonk? ...or shin bonk?
Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once
Not flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.
We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.