Philippines lemmings, how is the dictator's son doing as president? We got news of the election but basically nothing else since. Asking because America is collapsing

(I know there was already a hostile "antiterror" law passed so if that is preventing an honest answer just like include an emoji in your response)

it would have fucking helped yes, there's no reason why his makeup team should let him on stage looking like a faded graphic tee

one guy seemed to make up literally everything with insane claims that were delivered with confidence only rivaled by how stupid they were

that's exactly how he was when he was president from 2016-2020. he tried to nuke a hurricane and buy greenland. his own party basically lets him say whatever dogshit he likes as a distraction while they engage in graft and tax evasion

Did they charge an extra $10k for the police?

Unfortunately, while I normally would volunteer to canvass and get out the vote, I'm instead going to need that time for planning out how to flee the country

I say this as an American: maybe start making friends with the other countries because we are not gonna be okay whatever happens.

in real countries the election campaigns don't go longer than a few weeks

I've been begging for europeans to export unions and labor rights to America for years, we meed help

You might be surprised how often Americans fantasize about parts of the country getting independence, not to mention the autonomous indigenous regions (which would always welcome more autonomy).

Checked out the Refoulement Act and it looks ugly, I wish you good luck over there with your own government

does Ukraine still have those defection drones?

Absolutely fair play and you are statistically likely to be in a country we've wronged so I won't begrudge you the schadenfreude

Well if you care so much how come you're not doing anything about it?? We all know what happens when America cares about someone else's elections...

Going to the moon as a step towards going to Mars is so eminently correct that this comic should actually be Agile propaganda

Calm down SatansMaggotyCumFart

Wow, thanks!

cutest boy

You tipped 20%? If that's the case they're calculating the tip on the taxes and delivery charge as well

It's super neat being in a different federation group than other posters, I have no idea what the bad places are like

Have you tried setting [ECONOMY: NO] in the raws?

you could, live with people

comrade musk

I'm actually everyone else on Lemmy besides those two, running a few hundred accounts

The opposite of this is when Useless Loser Salaryman Was Born into The Other World As A Financial Consultant And Took It Over Using Only His Accounting Powers?!

"Government introduces new seven-day work week to compensate for decreased productivity"

Asimov's Ten Laws of Holy Robotics

fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit

we should really have a nonproliferation treaty for AI weapons by like 10 years ago

Arizona's not enough they should do the reverse migrant trip to south america through the darién gap

This media provided under the CC-Mine-Now license. You may remix this comment for use in your AI feeding but if you do I own your company now and all proceeds go to me, and you indemnify me against anything I want to do to your company.

Orcas, assemble!

With attached abortion, for convenience

That's what prison labor is for!

Forcing other people who didn't consent to watch your public handjob isn't a slut thing, sluts love consent. Fascists, however, don't value consent, and we hate that about them

That will disproportionately punish small time landlords and incentivize megacorp landlords, which is probably not what you want

you mean a medicine cabinet??

the H is for He doesn't identify with the gender assigned to him at birth (too tired for that)

Ooh! What's mine?

enjoy your sex trip and I wish you happy bottoming! if you're not going to be doing too much physical labor during this time I recommend going full bottom mode: the week ahead of it start eating very lightly, initially a high fiber diet with added psyllium husk or metamucil. your body might be different but mine would say no dairy during this time. for the day before or even two, switch to a meatless and somewhat low fiber diet - ramen noodles is a classic, cookies, soup, other carbs. before you leave for the trip, clean out with an enema bulb (or store bought enemas if your ass is bougie or inexperienced). the combination of low fiber and low food throughput should keep you from having to poop and whatever poop is still in your tract will get largely removed by the enema.

while you're out at your fuck-tent, consume most of your calories from simple carbs as much as your body will handle so as to give your microbiome less to work with - applesauce is kinda nice, fruit snacks, white bread. eat like a twink!

remember to stay hydrated!! I know you're not trying to pee either but it's important to hydrate even if it means suffering whatever penalty your dom is giving you when you ask to be let out to pee