The real money is from corporations. And they don’t give a fuck about social issues. So long as they get their free pass to fleece the masses.

This is the term we use in my sex dungeon.

Even in the 1940s it didn’t make sense anymore.

If it’s beef, they why have their chicken nuggets also doubled in price in the last couple of years? Oh, this goes back almost a decade you say? So why did you double or triple prices post pandemic?

Is this really stuff we don’t know already? Hasn’t Trump publicly praised Putin for years now?

What a shit hole.

Mike Lindell introduces the My Bible.

I always get him confused with the jackdaw guy. Who was the jackdaw guy again?

AI can’t solve shit.

“So, what are you thinkin’ bout?”

Yes but that doesn’t answer the question.

Does he give blows?

Is this a criminal trial? Is Nintendo taking over for the DA now?

5 scars

The Haitian immigrants are lasering your dogs.

I like the one with the coffee pot.

lol you think they sanitized The Cube?

It was used by grad students to study virus evolution.

Congratulations! You have unlocked… Diabetes.

Can you afford healthcare? (Yes/No)

Maybe his wife is the scammer.

The father, the son, the Winnie the Pooh.

First read this as camping, and pictured him in shorts and a tshirt with a Maga hat drinking a Schlitz in a folding chair by a camp fire, asking Putin on the phone how to make a smore.

Hey those were cool. Except for Goofus and Gallant. That Gallant was such a smug little prick.

Am I supposed to be surprised?

Seems like you’ve given this some thought.

So is she pregnant with a tapeworm? This comic needs a sequel, where she confronts the father. First she needs to go on Maury where they do a DNA test.

So then how do you pair with a connection? Do you send them (out of band like through email or something) some kind of key that they then accept? That sounds super annoying.

Is this a Kids in the Hall reference? Holy shit.

I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS. I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Or left hand hovering 1 and 4, right hand hovering in over 6 through 0.

How is Microsoft seizing websites?

Yeah I imagine it’s like an MLM / pyramid scheme. It all trickles up. And the actual “reportable” fraud occurs at a very low level that the Trump campaign cannot easily be connected to.

Do you wanna talk for hours?

It ain’t easy being grammar.

Weren’t these assholes supposed to IPO like 6 months ago? lol

Search doesn’t suck because people aren’t working to make it better.

Search was working great for years. Search sucks because they are fucking it with SEO and ads, and they like it that way because they make more money.

So whoever they are firing for whatever reason has nothing to do with their shitty search.

It is worse than broadcast.

If you learn anything about screenwriting, there are certain patterns and structures you follow (like acts in a play) to accommodate commercials, like to build suspense and keep the viewer interested and not changing the channel.

Streaming never had this, if you look at shows written for these platforms. The writers either ignored or didn’t even know about these conventions.

Now adding commercials later, it is even more annoying to the viewer as the original material was not meant to accommodate them.

Streaming just keeps fucking up. I already canceled my netflix. I’m on basic cable for network tv and I just pirate everything else.

I just cancelled my Netflix that I had for like 10 years. Total shit nothing to watch.

Now there’s a million services, everything is plus. Paramount+, Disney+, Nutsack+

Even if I wanted to pay for all that shit, everyone has their own shitty app I have to install and configure and have a login and fuck you.

It’s just easier for me to torrent what I want.

Haven’t they known this for decades now?

Fruit juice is all the sugar in fruit but without any of the fiber.

Good for her, really fucking hitting everything she can against this asshole.

And fuck these California insurance companies. You can’t even get home insurance now from these assholes, but somehow they are willing to insure Trumps criminal nonsense. Someone should go after these companies next.

26,000 rapes in the last nine months? If that’s true, they should be focusing on that more than abortion.