Me with a spoon under the faucetSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 788 points – 8 months ago22Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldBut seriously what a badass pictureIn case you want a bigger version: yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread."What's that sergeant?" "He's still coming!" "Increase the pressure!" "He's still coming!!"Increasing the pressure makes me come harderThis is why context matters. Said that once, never saw them again.I guess he was covering for people who ran away?They didn't have shields, they got yeeted, because that's how physics worksPhysexy!If they suddenly turn off the water, does he go slamming forward into the pavement?Reminded me of this.I love this! Thank you for posting 🙂✌️It's from Thanos Quest, a prologue of sorts to the original comic book version of the Infinity War story. It's pretty much my all-time favourite comic, highly recommended.Truck vs tankThis has "Lance user protect teammate from Fatalis fire breath" vibeHere is an alternative Piped link(s): This has "Lance user protect teammate from Fatalis fire breath" vibe Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
But seriously what a badass pictureIn case you want a bigger version: yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?
"What's that sergeant?" "He's still coming!" "Increase the pressure!" "He's still coming!!"Increasing the pressure makes me come harderThis is why context matters. Said that once, never saw them again.
Increasing the pressure makes me come harderThis is why context matters. Said that once, never saw them again.
I guess he was covering for people who ran away?They didn't have shields, they got yeeted, because that's how physics worksPhysexy!
If they suddenly turn off the water, does he go slamming forward into the pavement?Reminded me of this.I love this! Thank you for posting 🙂✌️It's from Thanos Quest, a prologue of sorts to the original comic book version of the Infinity War story. It's pretty much my all-time favourite comic, highly recommended.
Reminded me of this.I love this! Thank you for posting 🙂✌️It's from Thanos Quest, a prologue of sorts to the original comic book version of the Infinity War story. It's pretty much my all-time favourite comic, highly recommended.
I love this! Thank you for posting 🙂✌️It's from Thanos Quest, a prologue of sorts to the original comic book version of the Infinity War story. It's pretty much my all-time favourite comic, highly recommended.
It's from Thanos Quest, a prologue of sorts to the original comic book version of the Infinity War story. It's pretty much my all-time favourite comic, highly recommended.
This has "Lance user protect teammate from Fatalis fire breath" vibeHere is an alternative Piped link(s): This has "Lance user protect teammate from Fatalis fire breath" vibe Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): This has "Lance user protect teammate from Fatalis fire breath" vibe Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
But seriously what a badass picture
In case you want a bigger version:
yeah, how do I make cool shields like this?
Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.
That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points
Face bonk? ...or shin bonk?
Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once
Not flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.
We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
"What's that sergeant?"
"He's still coming!"
"Increase the pressure!"
"He's still coming!!"
Increasing the pressure makes me come harder
This is why context matters. Said that once, never saw them again.
I guess he was covering for people who ran away?
They didn't have shields, they got yeeted, because that's how physics works
Physexy!
If they suddenly turn off the water, does he go slamming forward into the pavement?
Reminded me of this.
I love this! Thank you for posting 🙂✌️
It's from Thanos Quest, a prologue of sorts to the original comic book version of the Infinity War story. It's pretty much my all-time favourite comic, highly recommended.
Truck vs tank
This has "Lance user protect teammate from Fatalis fire breath" vibe
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
This has "Lance user protect teammate from Fatalis fire breath" vibe
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.