Will someone work on a new duck update! I want giant ducks man

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 322 points –
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Maybe that is a toy car? Or giant inflatable duck? I refuse to accept constraints to reality.

I have seen a duck boat (in Stockholm, Sweden were I live) as big as a car but sadly I have no image of it

Would you rather fight one car sized duck or 1000 duck sized cars

Car sized duck. My shins can't take a thousand metallic boxes attacking em. Atleast I can kill the duck (I'm sorry ducky)

Iunno, mayne, I had ducks. Them fuckers are brutal when they find a frog, fish, et cetera. I don't wanna be gobbled up. But if I'm fighting duck sized cars I can just stand at the top of some stairs or go into a tall building.