Well he's not picky

Post nut clarity hit him like a truck

Im a non smoker but i'd rather start smoking than buy vbucks

Based son fr

This makes me want to commit a crime

He's funny. I'll allow it

Well akshuly☝️🤓: it's a four sided pyramid not a triangle

He was trying to keep all the gay porn for himself

Wait i thought that was only a shit post... I gotta google something real quick

Edit: google (or rather brave search) says hes not dead

Spoofed user agent goes brrrr

Gyatt was originally just a different pronunciation of god: GOD DAMN! = GYATT DAYUM!

"i jacked off so hard, i got reincarnated into another world where i have to fight the demon king with my cock" Season 2

First: explosives aren't that hard to make just place them somewhere

Second: you don't have to blow up stuff. For example you can just pour sugar into a concrete mixer and prevent construction and such

Back in my dsy we only had non programmable computers. Wanted to make the computer do something? You had to specifically build in the function. And that worked JUST FINE

People that say that don't seem to knownthe difference between sex and gender. In humans there are only 2 sexes, male and female, but your gender isn't based on your sex... Afaik anyways could be that im wrong too

Edit: nvm there is also intersex so it's not 2 sexes. However sex still isnt the same as gender

I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.

Yo ho yer scallwags we sail the high seas🌊🏴‍☠️🦜

Black mambas for sure. I just keave them alone and fuck off into some corner

This would work on me as a pickup line. Although i gotta admit that my standards are pretty low

Your mother and I are getting divorced

I understand this was a pun but its autobots vs decepticons 😞

Tipping in general should be for a good service or out of convenience. It shouldn't be expected

Most controversial thing in said group chat is the "not a big fan of the government" song

In what world is that NSFW literally just a girl sitting saying that boys aren't real

I wouldn't mind some anarcho communism by someone that knows more about how to make laws than me

I aint implanting anything non foss in my brain

Yes. That's one of the default hyprland backgrounds

I always try to be like that. Sadly i sometimes catch myself assuming everyone knows something. I hope the fact it is only in games makes it somehow better

You spelled "present" wrong.

That's another american/british English thing

PSU = Pussy Supply Unit

Then there is me having signal and matrix but everyone i know insists on using WhatsApp 😔

Imagine wanting to be a cat petson

Castle girls every chess piece except the king is female

That's what? Over.

If i got that message i'd walk a few cm Taller

Here in germany that's the norm. It's unusual to get paid in other timeframes

Nah fuck that how does that even work

Edit: never mind figured it out: the "random buildings" aren't random but rather build alternative paths that you only really see in your peripheral vision