Explain bidets for me please.
How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere?
It just seems so weird.
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How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere?
It just seems so weird.
I have a Toto that has a remote to let me control the flow, and it has a blow dryer for my bum. It’s self-cleaning and also has a heated seat. When society collapses it will be the the object I miss most. Haven’t used a poop knife in years.
How does a bidet prevent the need for the poop knife?
It doesn’t. I didn’t think anyone would get the reference.
You all need fibre in your life
Well you see some bidets have a “TURBO” mode which shoots a bunch of water up your ass and softens your turds.
No seriously. I’m not even joking about this one.
Enema mode