512 beans. If this post gets 512 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

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There was a time when men were kind When their voices were soft And their words inviting There was a time when love was blind And the world was a song And the song was exciting There was a time

Then it all went wrong

I memed a bean in times gone by When hope was high and life worth living I memed, that beans would never die I memed that Lemmy would be forgiving Then I was young and unafraid And beans were made and used and wasted There were no downvotes to be made No meme unposted, no bean untasted

But the haters come at night With their downvotes soft as thunder As they tear your memes apart As they turn your beans to shame Beans spent a summer by my side They filled my days with endless wonder They took my childhood in their stride But beans were gone when autumn came And still I meme they'll come to me That we will live the years together But there are beans that cannot be And there are storms we cannot weather I had a bean my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the bean I meme

This is a high quality shitpost-of-a-shitpost that I can get behind