Misunderstanding ruleStamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 764 points – 9 months ago95Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsTalk to Plants. Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.Plot twist, all plants have a vore kinkProbably has the same effect though. "Eat me, daddy! UwU!" "I... I'm not hungry any more." “Eat me, daddy! UwU!” I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawnFun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.KinkyThat's why i burned my food.Cereal is not a plant.It's an ex-plant.You can also be the greatest arborist.
Talk to Plants. Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.Plot twist, all plants have a vore kinkProbably has the same effect though. "Eat me, daddy! UwU!" "I... I'm not hungry any more." “Eat me, daddy! UwU!” I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawnFun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.KinkyThat's why i burned my food.Cereal is not a plant.It's an ex-plant.You can also be the greatest arborist.
Plot twist, all plants have a vore kinkProbably has the same effect though. "Eat me, daddy! UwU!" "I... I'm not hungry any more." “Eat me, daddy! UwU!” I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.
Probably has the same effect though. "Eat me, daddy! UwU!" "I... I'm not hungry any more." “Eat me, daddy! UwU!” I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.
This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawnFun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.KinkyThat's why i burned my food.Cereal is not a plant.It's an ex-plant.
Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.KinkyThat's why i burned my food.Cereal is not a plant.It's an ex-plant.
Talk to Plants.
Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.
Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink
Probably has the same effect though.
"Eat me, daddy! UwU!"
"I... I'm not hungry any more."
I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.
This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn
Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.
Kinky
That's why i burned my food.
Cereal is not a plant.
It's an ex-plant.
You can also be the greatest arborist.