Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it?

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My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.

I'm half killer of invisible strong aliens, half teacher of toddlers trying to figure out what their daddies do. I'll happily team up, if you shall accept me wise one.

Having been abducted by aliens myself and having sired offspring, I believe that this would be a good match! We shall vanquish our foes.