Pure imagination: Tasmanian premier vows to build world’s largest chocolate fountain if re-elected

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Pure imagination: Tasmanian premier vows to build world’s largest chocolate fountain if re-elected
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I was so disappointed when they discontinued factory tours because people couldn't keep their fucking hands to themselves when walking past the chocolate machines.

Did they never watch or read Charlie and the Chocolate factory?

Even Charlie got up to no good at one point. Everyone thinks they're the Charlie and won't get in any serious trouble for their antics.