Police officer's gun sucked away by powerful magnets in lab raid
newsweek.com
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Giuliani’s attempts to overturn 2020 election partly thwarted by wrong number
theguardian.com
NYPD Officer Harasses Brooklyn Man With Voice Mail of Dolphin Noises
nytimes.com
Fat Bear Week delayed after a large bear kills a rival bear
npr.org
T-Mobile promises to try not to get hacked again
theverge.com
Man amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms
psypost.org
Parrots overwhelm Argentinian town with screeching, poo and power outages
theguardian.com
Trump vows to prosecute Google for showing 'bad' stories on him
rawstory.com
‘Hefty Sneeze’ Sends Soccer Player to the Sidelines
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nytimes.com
Childless GOP candidate borrows family for weird photo shoot
thedailybeast.com
North Carolina gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson treated for second-degree burns
theguardian.com
Pakistani Maulana Who Advocated 'Death For Blasphemy' Now On The Run For 'Blasphemous Remarks' Over Alleged Errors In Quran
swarajyamag.com
Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy Are Cellmates
jezebel.com
Project 2025 mastermind allegedly told colleagues he killed a dog with a shovel
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theguardian.com
Israeli diaspora minister says Lebanon, Syria and Iraq are not a real countries.
haaretz.com
Will Smith Ripped Epically Bad Fart While Filming Men In Black, Director Says
kotaku.com
UK’s Starmer calls for return of Gaza ‘sausages’ in verbal gaffe
gulfnews.com
Could monkeys predict the U.S. election?
science.org
Zoo admits that their pandas are ‘painted dogs’ after backlash from visitors
independent.co.uk
Cards Against Humanity sues SpaceX, alleges “invasion” of land on US/Mexico border
arstechnica.com