Door mat subscription is $29.99 per monthUltragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 792 points – 6 months ago54Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentStealing a doormat is also an option.That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighborSo steal near a friends house.Or don’t be a piece of shitNot an option, sorry :pTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Stealing a doormat is also an option.That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighborSo steal near a friends house.Or don’t be a piece of shitNot an option, sorry :pTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighborSo steal near a friends house.Or don’t be a piece of shitNot an option, sorry :pTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
So steal near a friends house.Or don’t be a piece of shitNot an option, sorry :pTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Or don’t be a piece of shitNot an option, sorry :pTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.