I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand

Krudler@lemmy.world to [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world – 19 points –

I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

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You should start training in secret immediately! Stages are easy enough to come by once you're ready.

I feel like you just became my sensei.

I was thinking training montage, with Eye of the Tiger and everything.

In all seriousness, picture your dude's face! He will have forgotten all about that bet (he might have even now) and one regular sunny day you CASUALLY walk on over to that conveniently located stage; "hold that drink for me for a second, honey", and BAM. He won't know what's even happening, crying into both of your milk shakes in joy and confusion.

Plus, you'll be super buff. There's no downside, really.