Uncle brian... I get you now

Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1026 points –
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Oh, I'm that aunt. My family sucks. But my niece contacted me yesterday since I'm moving to where I grew up. I know my fam is a bunch of asshats and she asked me if I could take her to a concert. My idiot sister would not allow her to go. I asked my niece which bands she would you like to see and immediately booked 4 tickets for those and another 2 for Moon Hooch. Fuck people who don't allow you listening to music.

I'm having that problem with my niece now, she thinks Pokemon are cool. She's not allowed to play the games or watch the show because my brother thinks they're satanic.

That's what my mother thought back in the 90s for a year until she gave up. I know no one wants to hear it, but that was 30 years ago.

Your brother is either an old person from the 60s, or their church is a cult.

In my case, it's a defo a cult. I walked out of there when I was 15 years old, never looked back, and became a musician.

Holy hell! I deeply hope you punch that gobshite in the nose at some point. Seriously, wtf?

Sweet Tap-dancing Jesus Christ on a pogo-stick, it's 2024 and these people are still going on about it.