It doesn't exist once you step out of the shower

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exactly. Squeeze the fucker out and yeet it right out. Some time the same day you'll walk into your bathroom, find a shampoo bottle on the floor, ask yourself "da heck?" and will remember that you gotta go buy some.

And then Wifey will throw the bottle and yell at me because I don't throw my junk, and then she will yell at me again because I use her shampoo.

Or you start a game of shampoo bottle "toss" because you nailed her in the head when she was brushing her teeth.