My earlier years were terrible. Wasn't hard to improve things when the bar is so low

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I used to be poor. I still am, but I used to be, too.

I'm upper-poor now.

I did my dues in share houses and hatchbacks from the late-80s.

But if you work really hard, you'll be like me one day and can pay 100% of the rent with a car from this century in the driveway. The trick is eating less, working more, and not letting anyone tell you the office toilet paper isn't for employees to take home.

A severed leg is the perfect stocking stuffer.