How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only.
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People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it's the fuckin zoo or some shit.
Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration
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train the ducks to chase after the enemies. Lol
Or just add some geese to the flock.
Peace was never an option
The real answer