FTC fines Razer for every cent made selling bogus “N95 grade” RGB masks | Ars Technicatal@lemmy.today to News@lemmy.world – 513 points – 5 months agoarstechnica.com71Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentI'm one of the stupid. During the pandemic, it was a shit time and we didn't know what was killing everybody. And if that was the case, I wanted to be a cyber ninja. I didn't buy it though.Had they shipped it with a free vibro-katana they would have had a sale from me.you know, you can just order vibrators onlineBut do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software? No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!Apparently Razor already uses "Katana" as a brand for PSUs that they sell. https://www.razer.com/gaming-pc-accessories/razer-katana-chromaI honestly didn't know they even nade them. I saw them at some point and thought when this shit keeps going, i might aswell become a cybergoth with a darth vader voice. But i assumed the hype died when mask mandates losend up
I'm one of the stupid. During the pandemic, it was a shit time and we didn't know what was killing everybody. And if that was the case, I wanted to be a cyber ninja. I didn't buy it though.Had they shipped it with a free vibro-katana they would have had a sale from me.you know, you can just order vibrators onlineBut do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software? No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!Apparently Razor already uses "Katana" as a brand for PSUs that they sell. https://www.razer.com/gaming-pc-accessories/razer-katana-chromaI honestly didn't know they even nade them. I saw them at some point and thought when this shit keeps going, i might aswell become a cybergoth with a darth vader voice. But i assumed the hype died when mask mandates losend up
Had they shipped it with a free vibro-katana they would have had a sale from me.you know, you can just order vibrators onlineBut do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software? No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!Apparently Razor already uses "Katana" as a brand for PSUs that they sell. https://www.razer.com/gaming-pc-accessories/razer-katana-chroma
you know, you can just order vibrators onlineBut do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software? No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!
But do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software? No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.
But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!
Apparently Razor already uses "Katana" as a brand for PSUs that they sell. https://www.razer.com/gaming-pc-accessories/razer-katana-chroma
I honestly didn't know they even nade them. I saw them at some point and thought when this shit keeps going, i might aswell become a cybergoth with a darth vader voice. But i assumed the hype died when mask mandates losend up
I'm one of the stupid. During the pandemic, it was a shit time and we didn't know what was killing everybody.
And if that was the case, I wanted to be a cyber ninja.
I didn't buy it though.
Had they shipped it with a free vibro-katana they would have had a sale from me.
you know, you can just order vibrators online
But do they have colorful RGB LEDs and shit management software?
No wait, don't answer that, I'm afraid I already know the answer.
But think of the matching set combo! It might take forever, searching though the available vibrators for that color and style!
Apparently Razor already uses "Katana" as a brand for PSUs that they sell.
https://www.razer.com/gaming-pc-accessories/razer-katana-chroma
I honestly didn't know they even nade them. I saw them at some point and thought when this shit keeps going, i might aswell become a cybergoth with a darth vader voice. But i assumed the hype died when mask mandates losend up