What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there?

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I worked for lumber liquidators, and their point of sale software seemed to be surplus navy because if you dug deep enough you could order nuclear sub parts.

...how would they turn lumber into a liquid, though? 😛

Time

Talk about a long term investment! Doesn't seem like it could possibly be a very profitable one, though 🤔

I don’t know. People love oil.

PRETTY sure that time alone doesn't turn wood into oil on a short enough time frame to possibly profit from it..

I thought we weren’t doing /s here.

My apologies, sometimes my sarcasm detection hardware runs into a caffeine deficiency error and crashes 🤷