Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O'Hare airport.
Before they searched me the man said I had a "suspicious package" in my "groin area". I'll never forget the man's face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so...)
Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold
"...and when you're a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything."
Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O'Hare airport.
Before they searched me the man said I had a "suspicious package" in my "groin area". I'll never forget the man's face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so...)
Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold
"...and when you're a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything."