Start ups when that VC funding kicks inZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 1119 points – 4 months ago162Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentTbf that right thing is a VERY low bar Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyableDepends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That's a tough call.Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the... Hold on, someone's at my door. BrbHow do you know? You're disgusting!Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dogI don't know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment... HmmmWell I love my dog but not like that NastyI'm just kidding with ya. Oh wellI am too dumb to people Just one of those daysIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyableDepends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That's a tough call.Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the... Hold on, someone's at my door. BrbHow do you know? You're disgusting!Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dogI don't know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment... HmmmWell I love my dog but not like that NastyI'm just kidding with ya. Oh wellI am too dumb to people Just one of those daysIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That's a tough call.Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the... Hold on, someone's at my door. Brb
How do you know? You're disgusting!Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dogI don't know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment... HmmmWell I love my dog but not like that NastyI'm just kidding with ya. Oh wellI am too dumb to people Just one of those daysIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dogI don't know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment... HmmmWell I love my dog but not like that NastyI'm just kidding with ya. Oh wellI am too dumb to people Just one of those daysIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
I don't know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment... HmmmWell I love my dog but not like that NastyI'm just kidding with ya. Oh wellI am too dumb to people Just one of those daysIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
Well I love my dog but not like that NastyI'm just kidding with ya. Oh wellI am too dumb to people Just one of those daysIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
I'm just kidding with ya. Oh wellI am too dumb to people Just one of those daysIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
I am too dumb to people Just one of those daysIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mineThank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!
Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar
Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable
Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That's a tough call.
Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the...
Hold on, someone's at my door. Brb
How do you know? You're disgusting!
Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog
I don't know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment... Hmmm
Well I love my dog but not like that
Nasty
I'm just kidding with ya. Oh well
I am too dumb to people
Just one of those days
It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.
My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mine
Thank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!