Makes my head ache to look at.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 416 points –
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The ribbon is what makes it classy.

I assumed that was a lanyard for holding the badge of the company that owns you.

Or just a lanyard to keep track of your keys.

Bonus points when it gets tangled around your shifter and prevents a good shift on the highway!

Or that.

I must say I’ve only ever had them for jobs. Keys live in my backpack, but we are not all the same and that’s cool.

Nah fair enough. I used to like those long lanyards when I was younger because it made finding my keys easier (because why have a dedicated spot to hang them when you get home lol). Now with push to start and a coded deadbolt on my front door, my keys never leave my pocket except at the post office.