Makes my head ache to look at.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 417 points –
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The ribbon is what makes it classy.

I assumed that was a lanyard for holding the badge of the company that owns you.

Or just a lanyard to keep track of your keys.

Bonus points when it gets tangled around your shifter and prevents a good shift on the highway!

Or that.

I must say I’ve only ever had them for jobs. Keys live in my backpack, but we are not all the same and that’s cool.

Nah fair enough. I used to like those long lanyards when I was younger because it made finding my keys easier (because why have a dedicated spot to hang them when you get home lol). Now with push to start and a coded deadbolt on my front door, my keys never leave my pocket except at the post office.

Luckily you don't need to look at it while driving! I'm more concerned about spikes, they don't look comfortable to constantly touch them.

I'm sure that definetly meets all the road safety regulations

Man, every house I've lived in had these, except now, not in the one I own. Welp, time to replace all the generic shit with slightly yellowed, swirly faceted acrylic! And at least one has to have a weird crack in it.

Needs a purple Crown Royal bag to really tie it together.