Or how you can go to hell 4 times for cooking a bacon cheeseburger on Friday after sundown while wearing polyester pants and cotton underwear.
There is no concept of hell in the old testament. That's something the new Testament added on.
These are the best kind of responses. The ones where I have heard so many stupid things coming from religion that I can't tell whether or not you're serious.
I can tell you why three of them are problematic:
No bacon because pork isn't kosher.
Polyester and cotton are mixed fabrics.
You can't cook an animal in the milk of it's mother, so no cheeseburgers.
edit: as pointed out below, cooking on the Sabbath is the fourth.
Or how you can go to hell 4 times for cooking a bacon cheeseburger on Friday after sundown while wearing polyester pants and cotton underwear.
There is no concept of hell in the old testament. That's something the new Testament added on.
These are the best kind of responses. The ones where I have heard so many stupid things coming from religion that I can't tell whether or not you're serious.
I can tell you why three of them are problematic:
edit: as pointed out below, cooking on the Sabbath is the fourth.
Also the Sabbath, baby!
Oh, duh. I knew that, lol.