I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.
Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative "emperor has no clothes" moment for many of his cultists.
He'd just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.
"There's the fake abs, then Donald ... jiggly Donald, and then ... abs."
Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.
I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.
Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative "emperor has no clothes" moment for many of his cultists.
He'd just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.
"There's the fake abs, then Donald ... jiggly Donald, and then ... abs."
Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.