Stop use docker

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Reject whale, join the kubernetes cluster.

We have fully automated gay space crashloopbackoff!

Absolutely the best kind of space crashloopbackoff.

It also has the superior theme song.

I both love and hate this so much. The performance and recording is incredible but any super tech nerdy parody just causes me immense internal cringe. I couldn't make it more than a third of the way through that and I love working with K8S.

Reject kubernetes, join the Juju cluster.

We have "save your wallet hundreds of thousands by not automatically spinning up a crapton of resources if your app does an oopsie"! And we have "simply run on any public cloud or in your own datacenter with MAAS or locally with LXD"!