[OC] A car ran up the curb, into my yard, and stopped in front of my living room window.
The noise scared my lizard something frightful!
Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they're pretty resilient.
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Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window
How much does a boulder go for nowadays?
I know a guy with a really nice boulder. Unfortunately it's in the swamp.
Try to cheat Death and piss off the gods for a free one with unlimited warranty.
You must deal with the delivery yourself though.
I'm sure someone will find a way to drive right over / through them.
They'll make a bigger car to drive over it