small penis rule

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The small penis rule was referenced in a 2006 dispute between Michael Crowley and Michael Crichton. Crowley alleged that after he wrote an unflattering review of Crichton's novel State of Fear, Crichton included a character named "Mick Crowley" in the novel Next. The character is a child rapist, described as being a Washington, D.C.–based journalist and Yale graduate with a small penis.

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Michael Crichton and Michael Crowley

what kinda cartoony ass names. literally mario and wario, sauron and saruman

There is also a Michael Conklin referenced in the article spiderman pointing meme