On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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Generally when people bring up some personal detail, my immediate reaction is to assume the opposite. Especially if it begins with "as a." For example: "as a woman," this person is a man. "As a black person," this is the whitest person you will ever meet. "As a 60 year old," definitely ten.

As a poor person who isn't the president of the US and doesn't have access to nuclear launch codes, I agree