What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 613 points – 1 years ago659Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentIt works best if you hold the fob under your chin and open your mouth in the direction you're aiming!I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in publicFor maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a "BONG" noise. It's literally the same technology as a radar detector.Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chinClosing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spreadThe best id the look on people's faces when it works.
It works best if you hold the fob under your chin and open your mouth in the direction you're aiming!I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in publicFor maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a "BONG" noise. It's literally the same technology as a radar detector.Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chinClosing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spreadThe best id the look on people's faces when it works.
I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in publicFor maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a "BONG" noise. It's literally the same technology as a radar detector.Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chinClosing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spreadThe best id the look on people's faces when it works.
For maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a "BONG" noise. It's literally the same technology as a radar detector.Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chinClosing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chinClosing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
Closing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
It works best if you hold the fob under your chin and open your mouth in the direction you're aiming!
I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in public
For maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a "BONG" noise. It's literally the same technology as a radar detector.
Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin
Closing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.
And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
The best id the look on people's faces when it works.